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you picked door two.

all trick no treat. YOU JUST GOT PLAYED.

You opened the door expecting a treat. Instead, you got absolutely nothing.

Would be a shame to leave empty-handed, wouldn't it?

HAD ENOUGH OF TRYING?

ENOUGH GAMES. HERE'S THE GOOD STUFF.

Done knocking on doors? Fair enough.

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